I've only ever actually had one goal in life. That goal was to be just like you.

You're perfect in every way. But don't get affended. I'm not calling you a mary sue.

But you really are perfect. 

You have perfect hair. Perfect body size & shape. Perfect eye's. Perfect friends. Perfect family.

Perfect house & garden. Every girl and guy wants to be with you.

I'm more jelouse actually. You have it so... so... so easy.

But I can't be you, there's only one you but...

I can replace you. Make you go "missing".

I already have a perfect hole in my back-yard waiting for your body to drop in on it.

I'd make shure you also have a perfect ending with my shovel...

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