I've only ever actually had one goal in life. That goal was to be just like you.
You're perfect in every way. But don't get affended. I'm not calling you a mary sue.
But you really are perfect.
You have perfect hair. Perfect body size & shape. Perfect eye's. Perfect friends. Perfect family.
Perfect house & garden. Every girl and guy wants to be with you.
I'm more jelouse actually. You have it so... so... so easy.
But I can't be you, there's only one you but...
I can replace you. Make you go "missing".
I already have a perfect hole in my back-yard waiting for your body to drop in on it.
I'd make shure you also have a perfect ending with my shovel...